Things that happen when Joel's Away

• The bed does not get made
• Dishes don't get washed
  
• I don't make it out of my pajama's
• I didn't brush my teeth or get a bra on until noon (which I only put the bra on in case someone rang my doorbell, which actually happened because my sweet husband sent me roses)
• The house does not get picked up
• I eat cookies and drink lots of coke
• Every light in the house is on (which I know Joel just read that to the tune of Trace Adkins' song)
  
• I watch stupid shows on the computer
• I stay up way too late
• I sleep on his side of the bed